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Deleted lines from the Thor: The Dark World script #10

  • Odin:

    *(narrating)*: Some believe that before the universe, there was nothing. They're wrong. There was darkness... and it ha—

  • *(MOVIE PAUSES)*

  • Loki:

    *(also narrating)* Excuse me, excuse me... Isn't "darkness" the same as "nothing"?

  • Odin:

    Well, no, I—

  • Loki:

    Darkness is the absence of light; nothing is the absence of something; ergo, darkness could be construed as nothing....

  • Odin:

    Yes, but—

  • Loki:

    And who are "they"? How many are "some"...?

  • Odin:

    Look, who's telling this story, boy?!?

  • Loki:

    Ehehehe

  • Loki:

    Sorry, Father.

  • Odin:

    I'm not your father.

  • Loki:

    You're the Allfather. You're *everyone's* father!

Deleted lines from the Thor script #143

  • Thor:

    Loki, what are you doing here?

  • Loki:

    I had to see you.

  • Thor:

    What's happened? Tell me? Is it Jotunheim? Let me explain to Father.

  • Loki:

    Father is asleep.

  • Thor:

    Asleep?

  • Loki:

    Well, Odinsleeping. So, because you're banished, the burden of the Throne has fallen to me now.

  • Thor:

    Oh. Well, can you unbanish me?

  • Loki:

    But then you'll be King. Can't I just have a go first? Just to see what it's like?

  • Thor:

    You'll just get bored.

  • Loki:

    Well, I won't know unless I try. Even so, you've got to sort out that Mjolnir thing.

  • Thor:

    DID YOU TOUCH MY HAMMER, BROTHER?!

  • Loki:

  • Loki:

    I'm going to go now. We'll figure this out. Together.

  • Thor:

    I love you, Brother.

  • Loki:

    Yes. By the way, it turns out I'm a Frost Giant.

  • Thor:

    Oh, OK.

  • Loki:

  • Thor:

    *(laughs)* Well, that explains a lot.

  • Loki:

    *(grins)* I'll see you shortly, you witless oaf.

  • Thor:

    *(smiles)* Indeed, you frosty bastard!

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